Answering the Suldog's meaningless questions...

Coke or Pepsi? Coke
7-Up or Sprite? Sprite
Kool-Aid or Hawaiian Punch? Hawaiian Punch

McDonald's or Burger King? McD's
Wendy's or White Castle? Wendy's
Soyburgers or Tofu Dogs? MEAT!

Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann
Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble? Betty
Laverne DeFazio or Shirley Feeney? Shirley
Marge Simpson or Jane Jetson? Jetson
Olive Oyl or Peggy Hill? Any of the above instead

George Reeves or Christoper Reeve? Christopher Reeve
Adam West or Michael Keaton? West
Clayton Moore or Klinton Spilsbury? How can you not love an actor so bad in his first role that he never got another? That said, Clayton Moore.

Playboy or Penthouse? Playboy
Gallery or Hustler? Is this a trick question?
Sports Illustrated or National Geographic? SI

New York Times or New York Post? Times
USA Today or Your Local Paper? Local
National Enquirer or Weekly World News? WWN

Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts? Dunkin'
Jell-O or Pudding? Pudding
Ice Cream or Cake? depends on the flavors

Marijuana or Alcohol? Alcohol
LSD or Peyote? n/a
Heroin or Crack? n/a

Menthol Cigarettes or Non-Menthol? Neither
A Pipe or A Cigar? Neither
Snuff or Chewing Tobacco? Neither

Ivory or Dove? Ivory
Tidy Bowl or 2000 Flushes? Who cares
Charmin or The Sears-Roebuck Catalogue? Charmin

Alice Cooper or KISS? Cooper
Rush or The Guess Who? Rush
AC/DC or Black Sabbath? AC/DC
Deep Purple or Led Zep? Zep
The Who or The Rolling Stones? The Who
The Beatles or Chuck Berry? The Beetles
Jerry Lee Lewis or Little Richard? Little Richard

Baseball or Football? Football
Basketball or Hockey? Basketball
Volleyball or Lacrosse? Volleyball

Protestant or Catholic? Catholic
Reform, Conservative, or Orthodox? Reform
Atheist or Agnostic? Atheist
Big Bang or Creationism? Bang
Evolution or Devolution? Evolution

Slide, Swing, or See-Saw? Slide

Wedgie or Cup Check? cup check

Married or Single? married
Monogamy or Polygamy? monogamy
Gay or Straight? straight
Straight or Curly? bald
Curly or Shemp? curly
Shemp or Joe? shemp
Joe or Curly Joe? joe

Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly? Gene Kelly
Ginger Rogers or Cyd Charrise? Cyd

'62 Mets or '03 Tigers? 62 Mets

Superman or Spiderman? Superman
Batman or Captain America? Batman
Dr. Doom or Lex Luthor? Luthor

Carnivore, Omnivore, or Vegetarian? Carnivore
Vegetarian or Vegan? CARNIVORE
Vegan or Starvation? WHERE'S MY MEAT!?

The Three Stooges or The Marx Brothers? Marx Brothers
Laurel & Hardy or Abbott & Costello? Abbott and Costello
Martin & Lewis or Rowan & Martin? Rowan Atkinson count?

The Munsters or The Addams Family? Addams Family
Bewitched or I Dream Of Jeannie? Neither
Wife Swap or A Kick In The Nuts? A hard kick in the nuts

Boxers or Briefs? Depends on what I'm doing
Baggies or A Speedo? Baggies
Bloomers or Butt Floss? um...n/a

Sock-Sock-Shoe-Shoe or Sock-Shoe-Sock-Shoe?the first

Grecian Urn or Henway? Urn
And Don't Call Me Shirley or Take My Wife, Please? Shirley
Pie Fight or Genteel Social Satire Full of Clever Bons Mots?depends on the mood

Zombie Meme from my wife...

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight along side you.

1. An aluminum bat (I know, as a purist, I shouldn't go aluminum - however, I don't have to worry about reloading or the wood splitting).
2. Where is the Love by The Black Eyed Peas (what can I say, I'm a fan of irony)
3. Tony Jaa

I tag no one, but readers should feel free to participate in this one.

The Avatar

I have to admit, I have a soft place for Avatar: The Last Airbender. Not only is it well written, but the producers have gone out of the way to have the animators study real martial arts in creating their fictional world and animate the characters accordingly.

Speaking as one who has studied karate and Kung-fu for close to three decades, I have to say that they have done a really impressive job with it.

I watch the show regularly with my six-year old daughter, who has asked me to draw her the female characters, and my wife.

I recently took a test to see what character I was most like -

What Avatar: The Last Airbender Character are you? Your Result: you are toph you are pretty arrogant and rough, but you can be kind when you want to be. You enjoy what you do when you put your mind to it, and When it comes to what people think of your appearence, you often don't care because you can't see it yourself
you are Iroh
you are Sokka
you are Suko
You are Katara
You are Aang
you are Azula
You are the Cabbage merchant
What Avatar: The Last Airbender Character are you? Take More Quizzes

Memed...damn you wife, damn you

So, I've been memed.

Evidently I have to pick an album released for every year I've been alive. Damn pain in the ass wife. My only requirement is that the artist is someone I like. Where possible I utilized albums I particularly enjoy.

As always, the meme dies here...

1970 - Let It Be, The Beatles
1971 - Electric Warrior, T Rex
1972 - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, David Bowie
1973 - Quadrophenia, The Who
1974 - The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway, Genesis
1975 - Blood on the Tracks, Bob Dylan
1976 - Schoolboys in Disgrace, The Kinks
1977 - Talking Heads: 77, Talking Heads
1978 - The Kick Inside, Kate Bush
1979 - London Calling, The Clash
1980 - Kaleidoscope, Siouxsie and the Banshees
1981 - Moving Pictures, Rush
1982 - Security, Peter Gabriel
1983 - The Final Cut, Pink Floyd
1984 - A Pagan Place, The Waterboys
1985 - White City, Pete Townsend
1986 - License to Ill, Run DMC
1987 - In Real Time, Fairport Convention
1988 - If I Should Fall From Grace With God, The Pogues
1989 - New York, Lou Reed
1990 - Social Distortion, Social Distortion
1991 - Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Red Hot Chili Peppers
1992 - 3 Years, 5 Months and 2 Days in the Life of..., Arrested Development
1993 - Fire of Freedom, Black 47
1994 - Under the Pink, Tori Amos
1995 - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, Smashing Pumpkins
1996 - Sublime, Sublime
1997 - Urban Hymns, The Verve
1998 - Americana, Offspring
1999 - Rock Art and the X-Ray Style, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros
2000 - The Distance to Here, Live
2001 - Sing Loud, Sing Proud, Dropkick Murphys
2002 - England Half English, Billy Bragg
2003 - Throwing Muses, Throwing Muses
2004 - American Idiot, Green Day
2005 - Knuckle Down, Ani DiFranco
2006 - Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam
2007 - Learning to Sing Like a Star, Kristin Hersh
2008 - Songs From Rain, Hothouse Flowers

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!