Saturday, November 17, 2007

Not your child's cartoons...

Outside of fans of the genre and the Japanese, animation has long carried the stigma of being a category of film that caters only to kids. I bring this up, because I was recently watching Ralph Bakshi's opus to this nation's popular music, American Pop, and it had me thinking - what are the best animated films with an adult target audience.

Honestly, I found the list difficult. For some reason, the animated sitcom seems to bear greater appeal for adults than feature length - The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, The Critic, and Futurama all came to mind quickly and easily. And for whatever reason, when these shows have attempted feature length film versions, all have been weak (I know a lot of people liked Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, but I found it to be a half-hour episode with a lot of boring filler that made it closer to 90 minutes - I was highly disappointed).

I noticed as I worked on this list that half of films that came to mind were foreign, and that the more recent it got, the more likely the piece was foreign.

10. Fantasia - When you really think about it, this is really nothing more than a really pretty music video for classical music. There is no overlying nor underlying storyline, just a lot of animation that was years ahead of its time. A pretty strong argument can be made that this is targeting children, however, I have to admit, I gained a greater appreciation of the film as I got older.

9. Wizards - Fascinating piece done by American animator Ralph Bakshi. Bakshi is clearly making an editorial statement about war, and propaganda with a heavy reliance on Nazi imagery to make his point. Inconsistent and sometimes slow, this movie is definitely worth watching.

If you're an animation fan and you have missed this one, find it.

8. Heavy Metal - Flawed, but fun. More promising than it delivered, this anthology took stories from the earliest issues of the magazine and linked them with the common element of the "lochnar," an ancient artifact of evil. The movie featured art and stories from the likes of Moebius and Richard Corben.

Heavy Metal suffers from a problem common to anthologies: inconsistency. The Moebius and Corben pieces are pretty to look at, but lack the substance and entertainment value of some of the other pieces.

Unfortunately, the movie's sequel, Heavy Metal 2000, was lacking in the promise of the first.

7. Wicked City - This mid-1980's Japanese horror-noir piece is often acknowledged by fans of manga and anime genre as a seminal piece of Japanimation, influencing everything and everyone from films like Urotsukidoji and La Blue Girl to Todd MacFarlane's Spawn. Demons and cops - how can you miss?

6. Cowboy Bebop: The Movie - From the Japanese series of the same name, the movie follows bounty hunter, or cowboy, Spike and his co-horts on the trail of a terrorist on a bio-formed moon of one of the solar system's other planets (at one point in the series Spike asks one of his cadre who is returning to Earth why she would want to go to "that pit.") More a thriller than an action film, this is not for those looking for a shoot 'em up action-fest. Think taut detective drama with action.

This easily could have been done as live action, as could several of the films on this list, however, I really believe that any of these done as live action would have lost something.

5. Akira - One of the first feature length pieces of Anime that I ever saw, and (from my own stand-point) a fascinating study on the deep seated lingering cultural impact of the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki on the Japanese psyche. Adapted from the comic book of the same name, Akira was revolutionary when it came out.

At the time, the leading American animation house (Disney) utilized three-layer animation (three cells to create the effect of depth). Akira used five. It created a richness and depth of motion not previously seen in American animated films.

As for the story - that's a little more difficult. Let's just say that the government is messing with forces they don't completely understand.

4. The Incredibles - This one making the list I see as the most likely to create arguments, as I think this is the only one that people might view as a kids film. That said, the movie borrows heavily from Alan Moore's Watchmen and deals with a number of adult themes, including the concept of sacrifice for the greater good.

Death is not treated with kid gloves in this piece - although it is at times treated comically ("no capes!"). Nor is the mid-life crisis of Mr. Incredible which nearly destroys his family.

3. American Pop - In my opinion, the best of Bakshi's films, American Pop follows four generations of the same family and its relationship with American popular music from the early part of the 20th century until approximately 1980. In typical Bakshi form, the man utilized his patented roto-scoping technique to integrate live action with his animation to great effect.

If you haven't seen this one, find it.

2. Princess Mononoke - The Miyazaki environmental masterpiece is beautiful, violent, bloody, and gentle all at the same time. It is a story with a hero, but no true villain - unless ignorance is counted as a villain. It is as much about preserving and honoring the past, as it is about accepting the change that the future brings.

Like Akira, this film is touched by the cultural impact of the atomic bombs, but with a less bleak outlook for humanity.

I have probably watched this film a half dozen times and it never gets old.

1. The Triplets of Belleville - Were it not for this piece of French animation, Mononoke would have garnered the top spot. Belleville is strange and wild, as much an homage to the animation of the 1920's and 30's as it is a nod to those who ride in bicycling's biggest race - the Tour de France.

A deserving winner of the Best Animated Feature Oscar, this film is fascinating not only for its beautiful animation and story, but for the fact that through the course of the entire film there might be a total of five lines of dialog.

Not to be missed.

I spent a lot of time considering other films - The Simpsons Movie, Beavis and Butthead Do America, even hybrids like Cool World and even The Wall - but either the movies themselves fell short, or, in the case of The Wall, really lacked enough animation to be considered animated. Other pieces like The Animatrix, and Titan AE were filled with promise, but the creators' ambition failed to live up to the promise.

Granted, I have yet to see Beowulf, and recent attempts at the adult audience with films like A Scanner Darkly, but this is my list, and I am sticking by it until I see better.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Yet another meme...

4 jobs I've had:
Reporter
Stunt coordinator (music video)
Martial Arts instructor
High School English Teacher

4 movies I love to watch over and over:
All That Jazz
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Princess Mononoke
Lawrence of Arabia

4 places I have lived:
Chappaqua, NY
Boston, MA
Williamsburg, VA
Frederick, MD

4 TV shows I enjoy watching:
Scrubs
Eureka
Battlestar Galactica
Heroes

4 places I have been:
New Orleans, LA
Portland, ME
Venice, Italy
Aachen, Germany

4 websites I visit daily:
si.com
boston.com/
thecoffincorner.blogspot.com
bostonherald.com

4 favorite foods:
Chicken Scarpariello
Pizza
Beer (I write about it for a brewing newspaper, I better like it)
Chocolate Chip Cookies

4 places I would rather be:
Maine
Ireland
Massachusetts
New Orleans

Saturday, November 10, 2007

30 Days of Undead on a Plane...

I meant to talk about this shortly after I saw it. A couple of weeks ago I saw 30 Days of Night. The adaptation of the graphic novel is a worthy addition to the horror lexicon.

The movie was thoroughly entertaining from beginning to end - and this is coming from somebody who is not really a Josh Hartnett fan.

Outside of Hartnett, the film is largely filled with character actors of the "I recognize that guy, but I don't know from where,"-type. Unless you're a serious film fanatic, you won't place anyone of them, but you will recognize them.

The vampires themselves were, as my wife said, truly frightening, and completely lacking of humanity. This wasn't one of those tales of tragic love like Dracula, or even Fright Night, in which the vampire encounters one who looks like the long lost lover. This is a tale about predator, prey, and survival - and we're no longer the top of the food chain.


While I enjoyed the first two Blade films, those were really action films. This might have been the best vampire horror film that has come out of American cinema since Near Dark in 1987 (but still not quite on par with Russia's Nightwatch).

Flight of the Living Dead...

From Snakes on a Plane to Zombies on a Plane. Surprisingly well acted, and decently written, this latest entrant into the zombie genre is good fun for fans of the undead. The movie feels a little long in the set-up, as a 747 heading to Paris runs into a major storm front while carrying some questionable cargo.

Of course, that cargo gets loose and starts eating passengers.

Once the zombies are on the loose, look for the stewardesses carrying body parts in their mouths. Some of the best scenes ever.

Personally, I feel that this was more deserving of a theatrical release than Snakes on a Plane. C'est la mort.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Memed again...

So my wife memed me. I have to come up with eight random facts about me...

1. I love football. I played and/or coached for approximately seven seasons. The same number of seasons that I ran track, and played in little league. This upcoming year will see me playing my tenth season of Australian football.

2. The only athletic endeavor which I have been involved with longer is the martial arts which I started around the age of twelve and practiced regularly until I was 31. After a six year hiatus I have started teaching Kung-Fu again on a weekly basis. All-told, I have been at it for 20 of the last 25 years.

3. Growing up I never thought I would live south of the Mason Dixon line for any truly extended period of time. Boy, was I wrong.

4. I miss Portland, ME and have been gone from the New England city for too long.

5. Every year that the Aussie rules season starts, I think "this year's gonna be the last." I've thought that for about the last four. It never seems to take.

6. My wife is a hobbit fetishist - that's how we ended up dating in the first place.

7. I have interviewed Steve Sabol, and Olympic participants Bela Karolyi, Shannon Miller (gymnastics), and Kate Sobrero (soccer).

8. Somehow my journalistic career has taken me from writing about sports to writing about beer. It's not bad work if you can get it.

As always, these things die here with me.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Nailed with a meme

My wife's friend Anna nailed me with the following meme regarding books...

Total number of books:

Easily in excess of 1000.

Last book I read:

Currently I am reading both I Am Legend by Richard Matheson and Living to Tell the Tale by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. The last completed was Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows.

Last book I bought:

Technically, Kelly bought the Harry Potter...off hand, I would say Living to Tell the Tale.

5 Meaningful Books:

Let's see...five meaningful books, and I can't repeat anything Kelly had. Well that's just a nuisance considering I'm the one who introduced her to Matt Ruff, and I know I've read the book more times than she has. Since I can't use Fool on the Hill, guess I'll have to dig deep on this one -

One Hundred Years of Solitude - Marquez. Read this for the first time in college. Absolutely brilliant.

The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien. Probably have read the trilogy (which I am counting as one book) close to two-dozen times. It never gets old. And if you're not impressed by a guy that has created a whole world, with history, different cultures, languages with gramatical structures, then you're just not worth my time.

Childhood's End - Arthur C. Clarke. Brilliant piece regarding mankind's evolution. One of a handful of books that I was exposed to in high school that had an impact on me.

Zorba the Greek - Nikos Kazantzakis. One of the other impact books from high school.

God Bless You Mr. Rosewater - Kurt Vonnegut. My favorite from an author from whom I have a hard time picking a favorite. In the writer's universe of dark satire, there's something I always found to be gentle and nostalgic about this book.


Not much into tagging others, so in my case, the meme stops here...

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

In Honor of Halloween

My apologies to my handful of readers out there, I have been remiss. In honor of the impending holiday, I wish to address a few entertainment items for All Hallows...

First and foremost, I am inspired to take issue with this list at time.com. This is a list of the top 25 horror movies and includes Shaun of the Dead and Bambi. I understand the argument for SotD, but feel that it's like including Scary Movie, or Young Frankenstein on a horror film list - not a horror film, belongs there about as much a...well...Bambi for Christ's sake. Bambi!? This list completely loses credibility.
This list, however, has inspired me to do the following three lists - top ten horror parodies/comedies, top ten vampire films, and top ten horror films. You won't see films like Audition (torture porn), or un-scary splatter-fests like Dead Alive (I know those that like this film, just not one making my list because I never found it to be the least bit scary. Messy and gross does not equal horror). I don't necessarily have an issue with blood in horror - I just think there's a certain line where it stops being complimentary and starts being ridiculous - but that's just me.
Some of my criteria include how the film has aged, whether or not the film is legitimately scary, how willing I am to rewatch the film, and sometimes just a gut feeling.

Here we go -

Top ten horror parody/comedies -

10. Dead and Breakfast - This bad, low budget zombie film makes no pretense about being anything other than a bad, low budget horror film, and even makes fun of that fact. However, it is bad enough that it would not even have made the list were it not for an absolute genius soundtrack from Zacharias and the Lobos Riders being sung by the movie's very own pseudo-Greek Chorus.

9. Love at First Bite - Probably the only one on the list that is definitively dated, but also still the only funny vampire parody/comedy (don't get me started on the travesty that is Dracula: Dead and Loving It). To this day, Arte Johnson, the first Renfield outside of the Bela Lugosi Dracula that I can remember seeing, remains my favorite Renfield.

8. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The original with Kristy Swanson and Donald Sutherland, I think is an under-rated comedy. Don't get me wrong - it wasn't a great film, but it had its moments. And quite honestly, it demonstrated a gift for comedy that I didn't think Luke Perry had in him.

7. Scary Movie 3 - For my money, the best of the Scary Movie series. Of course it takes aim at an easy target in Shamalan's Signs. Of course there are a number of other movies parodied, including The Ring, but among the can't miss scenes are the movie's openning with Jenny McCarthy and Pam Anderson who has a much better sense of humor about herself than any would initially expect.

6. Murder Party - This low budget horror/comedy has a brilliant "MacGyver" moment that just shouldn't be missed. Sure, this movie that looks like it was shot on a shoe-string gets off to a slow start, but once the protagonist gets to the party, the film really takes off.

5. Ed and His Dead Mother -Miriam Margolyes steals this pseudo-zombie film from her co-stars Steve Buscemi and Ned Beatty. Totally worth the rental and the hour and a half required to view.

4. Slither - Another zombie film complete with alien invaders. What is it about zombies and comedy? Nothing as funny as rotting flesh, brain-eating humans? No matter, this over-the top piece of film-making is a fun ride.

3. Army of Darkness - Any of you primitive screw-head horror fans out there that haven't seen this, then don't waste my time arguing with my list. This isn't an optional film for horror fans - it's compulsory, so if you haven't seen it, don't get back to me until you do.

2. Young Frankenstein - For a long time this Mel Brooks classic has been the standard against which all horror parodies needed to be measured. It remains one of the most brilliant parodies, not just horror parodies, but parodies of all time, and a strong argument can be made that it should still be number one. However, for my money, I give you number one...

1. Shaun of the Dead - British actor/writer Simon Pegg gave us the quintessential Zombedy. There are none better than this, and the tributes to the greats of the zombie-genre are both clever and funny. Not a horror film, but certainly a top ten zombie film.

The beauty about the sub-genres of horror, such as vampire or zombie films, is that the movies aren't necessarily horror films. For example, what we see as horror now tends to be suspense filled and violent. Seventy years ago when Bela Lugosi played Dracula, the monsters were almost sympathetic, tragic figures in what was almost like Greek tragedy. That said, here are, in my opinion, the ten best vampire flicks of all time...

10. John Carpenter's Vampires - Not really a good film, per se, but it kept me thoroughly entertained. There are a number of holes, and the occasional reliance on the contrived, but James Woods is very watchable as a vampire-hunter with a chip on his shoulder.

9. 30 Days of Night - I'm not positive that this belongs, just because I'm not positive it has staying power. However, this was something new and different in a genre that's often plagued by a rehashing of the same thing over and over. Personally, I thought it was worth the price of admission and I would go see it again. It was, I think, the best vampire film since the first two Blade films - and if it ages well, I would venture to say it's better than either.

8. Blade/Blade II - Not without problems, but certainly entertaining action flicks. Blade II might be the better of the two, with the vampire that preys on other vampires a great surprise at the opening of the flick. As for why I list the two together - I don't rightly know, but it just feels right to me to keep these two as one film.

7. Fright Night - A Halloween favorite of mine, I love breaking this one out to watch this time of year. Honestly, Chris Sarandon makes a great vampire, both intimidating and charismatic at the same time.

6. The Hunger - Well acted, well put together rookie effort from Tony Scott with a tres memorable scene between a young Susan Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve. Also a bit of a different twist on the genre.

5. From Dusk 'til Dawn - I put this on my list in spite of the fact I feel that the movie is weak until George Clooney knocks Quentin Tarantino out. After that things really pick up. Honestly, this film would probably make the list based on Salma Hayek's costuming alone. I know straight women that were turned on by her in that. Satanico Pandemonium could bite me on my ass any day...or night as the case may be.

4. Cronos - Some early work from Guillermo Del Toro (his second film on the list along with Blade II), Cronos feels more like a Grimm's Fairytale than your classic vampire film. Definitely worth a look.

3. Near Dark - A personal favorite, this film pretty much avoids use of the term vampire, and creates its own mythology. Utilizing what feels like half the cast of Aliens, this piece from James Cameron's ex features Lance Henriksen as one of the most evil MF vampires you will ever see.

2. Dracula - The tragic tale of Vlad Dracul as portrayed by the iconic Bela Lugosi is still and always will be a great film. If you have a problem with this one, you just don't know film.

1. Nosferatu - The original Murnau silent film was brilliant, and comes with a worthy 1979 remake. This silent piece of horror genius contained a brilliantly creepy Count Orlock as played by Max Schreck with make-up that still influences that of make-up artists currently working in the genre. The only vampire film worthy of being ranked higher than the Carl Laemle classic with Lugosi.

Now, ten must see horror films. For my money, these are the best there ever were...

10. 28 Days Later - Technically, not a zombie film. However, it might be the most influential film on that sub-genre since George Romero's Night of the Living Dead. The sequel is worth a look too.
9. Silence of the Lambs - The first horror film that I ever saw after which I felt dirty. Anthony Hopkins actually makes a serial-killing cannibal...charismatic. You find yourself both horrified by his actions during his escape and rooting for him at the same time. When done watching the film and you have the opportunity to analyze what you just watched...well, that's when the dirty feeling slips in. Just brilliant.

8. Phantom of the Opera - Lon Chaney sacrificed for his art, using wires and putty to contort his face into disturbing, painful fright-masks. This, like Murnau's Noseferatu, should be viewed by anyone that sees themselves as a horror buff/historian. Sure, it's a little dated in the over-the-top nature of silent film acting, but what Chaney did with prosthetic make-up work was so far ahead of its time, this film is a must-see.

7. Dracula - What can I say about the Laemle piece that hasn't already been said.

6. Psycho - This begins a series of seminal horror films that each changed the face of the genre. Without Hitchcock's Ted Gein inspired suspense-thriller, films like Silence of the Lambs, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre never get made. Tony Perkins plays Norman Bates with a disarming, boyish charm that is just as disturbing as Anthony Hopkin's charismatic cannibal, Hannibal Lechter.

5. Night of the Living Dead - The seminal zombie film, and a horror film socially conscious on a previously unseen level. It was a horror film with a social conscience, that made a concerted effort to comment on race relations in America in the 1960's. It dealt with issues of isolation, communication, hate, and the mindless drone mentality of the establishment.

4. Hellraiser/Hellbound: Hellraiser II - Arguably the most original conception of Hell and the Devil since the inception of film. This, to me, has always akin to Dante's Gates of Hell - something we hadn't previously seen. It's a shame that it has been marred by a series of mediocre to piss-poor sequels.

3. The Exorcist - Sure, the special effects could probably use an updating, but outside of that, this film could have come out, pretty much as it is, last year and it still would have been hailed as one of the best horror films of all time. I could easily list this (or my next) as my number one.

2. Alien - This Ridley Scott sci-fi/horror classic might very well have spawned more college thesis in regards to horror and rape than any other film out there. It was also the first instance of a truly strong female hero in a boogey-man/monster-under-the-bed sort of movie, and spawned a series of female bad-asses throughout the genre.

1. The Shining - It is the horror film that I can't turn off, no matter where I come into it. Quite simply the best ghost story of all time, and if Stephen King can't figure out that Stanley Kubrik made one of the greatest films of all time, then it's his loss. I still can't believe the POS that King attached his name to on the SciFi Channel a couple of years ago. What a travesty that was.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

And we all know how long its been...

since an original story idea has been used at the movies or in books. For example:



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