"I feel awesome," he said. "I feel like the Pats now."

This dude is an idiot.

Arse Antlers!? Hah!

Australish Definitions

arse antlers- tattoo in that fashionable area above the buttocks.

butt bra- raises the profile of the buttocks to go with your arse antlers.

manscaping- refers to removal of body hair for men, sometimes tied to the female preoccupation with the "lady garden," or pubic zone.

tanorexia- refers to an obsession with a suntan.

salad dodger- an obese person.

Great Firewall of China- refers to the block preventing Chinese internet users from accessing online sites deemed undesirable by the Chinese government.

She told him she was in "retail"

(hideous pun intended)

A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

Okay, this is weird.

Eyebrows were raised in the House of Commons on Thursday when a motion calling for the Church of England to be disestablished was listed with the number 666, symbol of the AntiChrist.